17 6 / 2013
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
JESUS CRUST
(Source: secretsbest, via c2ndy2c1d)
16 6 / 2013
WHAT’S UP INTERNET
If you’re a gamer, you probably noticed all the new stuff being announces at the Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3) in Los Angeles. I’m super excited, especially about all the announcements from Sony and Nintendo.
Lots of people are excited for different consoles and their respective games, LIKE THE 3DS. So here’s your chance to win one! The winner will receive a red 3DS XL system (like new, used only a few times) with its original box, charger, manuals, and AR cards. Plus, the two latest killer apps for the 3DS, Fire Emblem: Awakening and Animal Crossing: New Leaf!
Rules:
- Sadly, the 3DS is region-locked, so I am only shipping to the United States.
- Reblogs count, Likes do not. Reblog as much as you like, but try not to spam 50 reblogs in a row.
- If you make a fake, empty, giveaway blog or something like that to spam reblogs then all your entries will be invalid.
- I will need the winner’s address for shipping purposes, so you have to be comfortable with sharing this information.
The giveaway will end on Friday, June 21st and the winner will be announced on that day! Good luck!
(via abrza)
16 6 / 2013
°☆.。.:*・°☆.。 KORRATULATIONS’S 3DS GIVEAWAY°☆.。.:*・°☆.。
( this baby’s been used for a bit of mario kart/pokemon but that’s it)
To Commemorate My Zero Followers Mark // Denouncing Video Games
I am giving away my 3DS that I have barely used, the only thing that is missing is the SD card because I couldn’t remove the 1000’s of selfies.
So If you are planning to buy Pokemon X or Y and lack a 3DS here’s your chance & here are the rules:
- Reblog this post to enter ; multiple reblogs are welcome
- EDIT: The Winner Picking date is June 25th / was July 15th but that’s really far and I’ll probably forget if we wait too long.
- Oh and the usual stuff like : ask box open, legs spread apart
- Will ship to most places , just please don’t live in the South Pole
- It’d be kind of you to check out my blog & follow if you want; http://korratulations.tumblr.com/
- Update: So I’m also offering an old DS lite to a 2nd winner and if you turn it down I will just randomize it till someone wants it
(*/ω＼*)
THE END
(via abrza)
15 6 / 2013
HEY LOOK A GIVEAWAY
So yeah, I’ve seen a lot of people who don’t have 3DSes that really want one after E3, so here’s another chance to get one!
If you win, you’ll get a brand new 3DS in whatever color you want, plus a copy of Animal Crossing: New Leaf~ (or whatever game you’d like if you’re not a fan)
- Reblog as many times as you’d like
- Likes count!
- And you don’t have to follow unless you want to
- No giveaway blogs please
- Shipping will be covered, you don’t have to worry about that
- Ends June 25th!
(via abrza)
13 6 / 2013
don’t watch this if you’re on your period. I am bawling
im crying so hard
the tears are like waterfalls
I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY I’M CRYING I SHOULD BE HAPPY THIS IS SO CUTE
BUT NO
IT ISN’T THAT EASY
OH NO WHAT ARE THESE TEARS
this is grossly adorable I can’t even take it.
if I was her I would explode rainbows from every orifice of my body and die
tears of joy
THIS IS TOO GREAT
sobbing. so hard.
(via bilbobagels)
13 6 / 2013
This video was super entertaining for some reason
(Source: caramelzappa, via bilbobagels)
13 6 / 2013
Brioche French Toast with Bananas, Crème Patissiere and Salted Caramel
Sorry Karrissa, but this looks delicious.
(via theappleppielifestyle)
12 6 / 2013
Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I’ve tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.
-Robert Frost
More Adventure Time art cause suiseiusagi does things to me. D: This probably makes no sense but there was fanart and I got excited. I think this will be the last of AT art for a while…Ice Prince Design by rendigo
Ice Princess Design by rendigo
Inspiration from lowlighter
Shit, shit, shit!! This woman’s ART!!!!
12 6 / 2013
Oh don’t mind me. Just getting super upset over Simon. Again. (╥﹏╥)
12 6 / 2013
There is a beautiful world where I can see your face,
It exists only between time and space
Time shreds space like worn out fashion,
And leaves us desperate for our precious compassion
Space consumes time without our consent,
And hides the reality that our dreams were once spent
Our love is regained when we meet in between
And there we can dance again in our dream.
For Amy at Avatar Secret Santa.
A Short Love Affair, Dream Poem
Pose referenced cause I can’t draw kissing.
This pairing isn’t my thing. But.. ART!!!!!
